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Things I Think About When I'm Not Having Sex...Apparently, It's a Series

7/12/2012

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So...the hunk across the way apparently already has a love-lust interest. My chances of ravishing his body are a dwindling by the moment.  Well, if that don't beat all.
I suppose I knew this was possible. Not that my nameless neighbor would get his own potential boo-bunny-sex slave just when I was warming up to him.  But that I've created a post that leads to another post.  So be it. 

He really is completely lust-worthy.  To the point that if even says anything else to me, I'm just going to jump on him.  Nobody ovulates THAT much.
I think I must blame everything on ovulating.  How else do I explain my lingering thoughts and sudden tinges of envy?  Just when I was ready to flaunt my feminine wiles and let nature take its course.  Hmph.  That heffa.
All I know is that he just better not come around me talking and smiling, or I'm just gonna pass out and let him let me have my way with him.
Scene set up: 
Me:  Walking to the mailbox is bare, freshly pedicured feet, wearing a white camisole and black yoga pants.  (I'm still fine enough to pull it off.) 
Him:  Just happening to be coming home from work.  Flashes smile.  Says something. It doesn't matter what.
He holds the door.  I "clumsily" drop my mail, and perform one of those kneel down to pick it up in slow motion moves.  Smiling on the way down and on the way back up.
  He says something else.  I jump his bones right there at the mailbox.
Okay.  Well, yeah.  That needs work.
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Jess link
7/16/2012 07:19:25 am

Too funny, R.Y.

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R.Y. Swint link
8/28/2012 03:12:48 pm

Thanks, Jess. The inspiration tends to come and go. Glad you got a laugh out of it. :)

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Eva Rieder link
8/27/2012 04:57:51 pm

I am delighted that you've enabled subscribe-by-email! Now I can read your posts much more easily. Hurray!

Also, I nominated you for the Liebster Award. :) Find out more here: http://wp.me/p2dYoB-ip

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Eva Rieder link
8/27/2012 05:43:01 pm

P.S. I'm rather enjoying the new direction of your posts! ;)

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R.Y. Swint link
8/28/2012 03:14:46 pm

Thank you, Eva! I haven't seen my muse, lately, but I hope he pops up on the radar again, soon. :)
And wow! Thanks for the nomination. That's pretty cool. Going to check out the info, now. This just highlighted my whole day. Going to bed with a smile, later. How nice of you. :)

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Eva Rieder link
8/27/2012 05:42:14 pm

P.S. I'm enjoying the new direction of your posts. ;)

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Eva Rieder link
8/27/2012 05:42:35 pm

P.S. I'm rather enjoying the new direction of your posts. ;)

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Eva Rieder link
8/27/2012 05:44:22 pm

Uh-oh. Technical fail—not sure why my comment posted multiple times, but sorry about that!

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R.Y. Swint link
8/28/2012 03:55:34 pm

Haha! That's okay. I'm kinda glad to see multiple comments on my page, for a change. :)

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Vibrators link
5/6/2013 09:20:16 pm

I am quite interesting in this topic hope you will elaborate more on it in future posts.....

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R.Y. Swint link
5/7/2013 12:50:20 pm

Hi, Vibrators,
Thank you for reading and commenting. Glad you enjoyed the post. :)

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